Paper-Thin Disguises

A horrible disguise. This disguise so, so fucking bad that it could make the entire audience facepalm or tell the villain/henchmen that the hero(es) is/are disguised.

Jeff:Hey look, the heroes are walking in with paper-thin disguises!
Henchman 1:Wait, what disguise? These must be the new guards.
Jeff:No they aren't!
Henchman 2:Look. That's the appearance of a new guard. You must be high again, Jeff.
Jeff:TOM I HAVE NOT TAKEN ANY DRUGS, ALCOHOL, OR ANYTHING ELSE THAT MAY DISTORT MY INTELLECTUAL COMPETENCE FOR 327 DAYS!

by Hyper73557 January 7, 2021

Wheat Thin

"Secretive" way of making fun of lesbians...

"What's the difference between a Wheat Thin and a lesbian?

"What?"

"One's a snack cracker, and the other is a crack snacker"

by Cabb_ge February 11, 2022

Haviland Thin Mints

a chocolate-covered mint candy produced by Log House Foods of Plymouth, Minnesota

Haviland Thin Mints were briefly owned by Great American Brands (GAB), an investment group,4 who filed for bankruptcy in 1994

by SPrice1980 May 20, 2023

Haviland Thin Mints

Haviland Thin Mints are a chocolate-covered mint candy produced by Log House Foods of Plymouth, Minnesota. The candy is a mint fondant covered in dark chocolate, similar to the York Peppermint Pattie but smaller, thinner and shorter.

Haviland Thin Mints also come in flavors such as Raspberry Crème and Orange Crème

by SPrice1980 May 20, 2023

Thick & Thin

Disparaging name for David & Victoria Beckham.

Did you see that silly ol' Thick & Thin rocked up to watch the women's final at Wimbledon yesterday

by Busterbate November 30, 2025

gravy will be thin in the morning

you're in trouble

if you don't straighten up your gravy will be thin in the morning

by Words r' Me November 7, 2013

get-in-thin

Accomplish a task without too much friction or resistance. Literally to fit in a space without touching the sides, figuratively to enter an event or room without being questioned or otherwise troubled.

Bringing water in to the baseball game is not prohibited, but if I bring a 6 pack of la crois do you think it will get-in-thin?

by Trunks_M June 16, 2018