"How the hell do I add my own definition for "urban dictionary"... Oh wow, that is shamefully obvious. Thank god there weren't any youths around to see that."
by twenty-three skedoo June 8, 2017
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Norman: Hey, what does bitch-me-post mean again?
Simon: I don't know, man, look it up on Urban Dictionary!
Simon: I don't know, man, look it up on Urban Dictionary!
by laurene716 July 3, 2011
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Teacher: What does "herbal essence" mean, Brian?
Brian: I don't know, go and search Urban Dictionary.
Teacher: "goes and searches Urban Dictionary"
Teacher. Oh.
Brian: I don't know, go and search Urban Dictionary.
Teacher: "goes and searches Urban Dictionary"
Teacher. Oh.
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It not only defines almost any word you can think of, but it does it by real people and in the most amusing (and terrifying) of ways.
It not only defines almost any word you can think of, but it does it by real people and in the most amusing (and terrifying) of ways.
Person 1: I went on Urban Dictionary today to look up a word
Person 2: Yeah and?
Person 1: It was scary... and I got sidetracked... and it was fun... but I never actually got the definition I was looking for
Person 2: Yeah and?
Person 1: It was scary... and I got sidetracked... and it was fun... but I never actually got the definition I was looking for
by Ariel White June 24, 2013
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Get the Urban Dictionary mug.1: A place to post slang that isn't on the dictionary.
2: A place where teenagers post definitions of sex moves that they have probably have not done before.
3: A place to insult bands, movies, tv shows, computer brands, brands, products, websites, etc, so #4'ers could see them.
4: A place to look up the definitions of your favorite bands, movies, tv shows, computer brands, brands, products, websites, etc, only to get a barrage of shit definitions that #3'ers post.
2: A place where teenagers post definitions of sex moves that they have probably have not done before.
3: A place to insult bands, movies, tv shows, computer brands, brands, products, websites, etc, so #4'ers could see them.
4: A place to look up the definitions of your favorite bands, movies, tv shows, computer brands, brands, products, websites, etc, only to get a barrage of shit definitions that #3'ers post.
1: hey what does bootylicious mean? i guess i'll look it up on urban dictionary. hey what does
2: hey lets make every word on this damn site related to a sex move. let's make "bowel movement" the name of a type of sex move where you {this and that and this and that}.
3: hey, i fucking hate apple, why not let out my anger on ud? hey, arrested development is the worst fucking show in the world, why not let some steam out on ud?
4: hey, i fucking LOVE apple, why not look it up on ud? hey, arrested development is the best fucking show in the world, i'll look it up on ud!
2: hey lets make every word on this damn site related to a sex move. let's make "bowel movement" the name of a type of sex move where you {this and that and this and that}.
3: hey, i fucking hate apple, why not let out my anger on ud? hey, arrested development is the worst fucking show in the world, why not let some steam out on ud?
4: hey, i fucking LOVE apple, why not look it up on ud? hey, arrested development is the best fucking show in the world, i'll look it up on ud!
by isurelikefruitpie December 4, 2011
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Mom: "I just found out that reading books cause cancer!"
Me: "What the fuck- where'd you get that from"
Mom: " I just found out this website called "Urban Dictionary" that tells you random shit! "
Mom: "I just found out that reading books cause cancer!"
Me: "What the fuck- where'd you get that from"
Mom: " I just found out this website called "Urban Dictionary" that tells you random shit! "
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