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Scottish tea party

A Scottish tea party is the act of placing the cold foot of one's wife betwixt the inner upper thigh of the husband and his sensitive and wholesome members to further the warming of the wife's foot. No other such foot shall ever be allowed for a given husband, once the Scottish Tea Party has been embarked upon, barring infidelity, will forever own completely both feet of said lady or whench, whatever she be. The lady will then be privileged to enjoy the company of a loving arrogant jackass who almost got in a fight at the Corvallis KOA over questions of honor with some rednecks.
One time I had to Scottish Tea Party my brother. We did not talk much after that.
by Dr. G. March 25, 2019
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Boston Tea Party

The act of dipping ones scrotum in kerosine and lighting it on fire. Nutsack is then dragged against victims temple till the flame goes out.
Dude, lets give Sunny the Boston Tea Party tonight during poker!
by Kk5565 June 12, 2023
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Boston Tea Partying

To funnel hot liquid into the rectum of a victim then throw them into water all while acting like a stereotypical Indian
We are gonna go Boston Tea Partying later at Dan’s house.
by Kandlstick October 22, 2022
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Boston Tea Party

When a penis is inserted into another person’s ass and he pees in said asshole (essentially a urine enema during a sexual act).
I’ve always loved watching and participating in water sports of various kinds but I really want to give that blonde girl in the second row a Boston Tea Party.
by Carlisha Keys February 20, 2019
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Boston Tea Party

The act of multiple men cumming and pissing in a women's mouth, ass, or vagina.
"I heard that Becky had a Boston Tea Party last night."
by Jeffrey Robbins December 16, 2021
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Lipton Tea Party

During Indian Fire Sticks but when the balls are smacking together.
Shelby was enjoying the time with her male friends but heard the subtle sound of a Lipton Tea Party and started laughing.
by Mr. Whigskers March 28, 2011
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