Tater party

When your friends come over with tater tots and get naughty on the couch

Bring some ketchup cause it’s gonna be a tater party

by The Turdhammer February 22, 2022

dirty tater

When you are fucking your dead neighbor and you pull out to finish in a potato. Then you bake the potato at 350 degrees for 45 minutes and serve it to your loved one, typically your mom

My mom keeps asking for the ingredients to my potato skins and i don't know how to tell her that it's a dirty tater

by Wrestling77 June 24, 2021

Tater Quaker

When someone puts your balls in their mouth and violently blows

Hey bro, I just got the best tater Quaker of my life in the bathroom

by Officialnwrd September 14, 2020

Tater-Tot

The most awesome person of all time that is never high and is not gay.

Man that dude is a Tater-Tot.

by oyf6y56y5t5hjtgtb67g7tr57y8f November 29, 2016

Tater Twat

A woman with a potato-shaped body and face. A tater twat's only hope for sexual contact is to openly solicit any person who is willing--many times being society's rejects- dirty hobos, alchoholics, unbathed homeless.

The tater twat is passed through a population of men in an office enviroment-- in perfect hot-potato fashion--each one getting their turn then running the other way.

The pregnancies that result from these encounters end with birth, the sound of which can be likened to a fresh tatertot plopping out of a tot machine. This is the origin of referring to babies as 'tots.' Tots never know who their dad is, if they really want to know, Maury Povich's help is required.

Man, did you see the new girl Connie? Total tater twat, she smells like fried chicken!

by Michael Skopic August 14, 2020

tater soup

slang for sucking dick right after eating a bowl of hot potato soup

I'm bouta tater soup Sean!

by RizuSnek November 19, 2019

Dung Tater

Obscured by the over-used terms, the Dingleberry and the Klingon, the Dung Tater is actually the more common occurrence of having small wads of toilet paper ("TP") fused together with fecal matter ("shit") matted to the hairs of one's anal crackage (the Dingleberry/Klingon is largely believed to be composed of pure fecal matter).

Pimp: Yo bitch! Lick the dingleberries outta my crack if you want more of my cocaine!
Crackwhore: Yo daddy, that ain't a dingleberry, that's a dung tater!
Pimp: How can you tell, m'lady?
Crackwhore: Cuz its nice 'n white and that's allllllright!

by truthandsoul January 7, 2014