kissing a starfish

kissing anothers asshole ( which appears to resemble a "starfish")

kissing a starfish is the start of anal sex

by mclovin5557 December 4, 2013

flying starfish

When a man slaps a girls ass and she jumps.

Justin gave bristol a flying starfish.

by vagina master 72 July 10, 2014

captain starfish

Someone, usually a self-absorbed, often delusional individual who chooses to post endlessly grandiose, pointless, rambling texts, in an attempt to garner contempt from fellow forum members.

The etymology is a combination of "Captain Obvious" and "chocolate starfish"

Thank you, Captain Starfish. (The usual reply to the person.)

by Peter the Catfish Eater. June 17, 2014

Burnt Starfish

When a dude wearing a condom, covers the condom in Icy Hot and back door bangs someone.

Stacy won't talk to me after I gave her a burnt starfish last night.

by DammitWoman June 6, 2021

fat starfish

A fat starfish is a person, who after an extremely long day relaxes by laying about doing nothing for an extended amount of time. Resembling a fat starfish

Tim: Dude its been such a long day.
John: you should go relax
Tim: I'm going to relax so hard I become a fat starfish

Jake: Scott you're being such a fat starfish
Scott: ...

by Kalia talia November 19, 2013

starfish hunter

A person who spends a majority of a drunken night finding his partners anus

Craig drank a bottle of wine and turned into a bad ass starfish hunter

by Mankini guy October 30, 2015

Starfish Slurpee

When you feed laxatives to your partner until they have liquid shits, turn them upside down, stick a straw in their ass and drink the "starfish slurpee"

My woman needed a colon cleanse so I gave her a starfish slurpee!!

by dabatrin May 5, 2018