Pelican

Some one who’s weird or is talking dumb out they mouth

Stfu you pelican u sound dumb.

by Realnigga2.0 January 26, 2020

The Pelican

The act of one taking a shit on an assholes’s private boat dock.

My friend executed the pelican after an asshole told us we couldn’t use his private dock.

by DDIDallas August 8, 2021

neck up, ya pelican

Shut your mouth, you foolish person (whose mouth is much bigger than their brain)

You wouldn't know your arse from an anthole. Neck up, ya pelican!

by Yimothy March 1, 2023

Petting the pelican

Euphemism for male masterbation

All the hot water is gone, Bryce must be in the shower petting the pelican.

by Frycebargusson June 15, 2013

pelican

more chat less work. Talk too much but in the situation you shit it

you fucking pelican

by rkidbilly June 9, 2023

pelican your drink

To pelican your drink is to use only your mouth to pick up your glass and then finish your drink by skulling the remaining liquid.

No hands are to be used in the process.
Tip: Usually a thicker glass such as an Australian schooner glass would be used as thinner glass cups such as a wine glass may break.

“Mate I dunno if I can finish my beer hey”
“Just pelican your drink mate, it’ll go down a treat”
“Aw yeah! Thanks mate 😎👍”

by fluffyducky December 28, 2024

pelican head

word for a creature with the body of a man and the head of a pelican. the pelican head is larger than a regular pelicans head to accommodate for excessive brain power. pelican heads are a apex predator and known to be super smart and also strong. approach carefully

guy 1: woah. what the fuck was that?
guy 2: that was a Pelican Head. 1/8 pelican, 7/8 man.

by Nacilep Daeh July 15, 2020