Matti

Matti aka Mr Big Wood.

Have you heard about Matti? Yeah they say he’s hung.

by Mrbigwood November 23, 2021

Mattie Crim

very annoying and bratty. a psychopath that once pretended to poop her pants in the car, so she could run away at the gas station and made her mom chase after her. and also would leave her family at a cemetery with all of their luggage while her sister had to pee, even though she didn’t have her drivers license

you’re such a mattie. mattie crim is so bratty

by mamipoopoo February 11, 2020

matty

Someone who is inferior to Loy

Loy is just superior to Matty in every way

by Loyisbetterthanmatty March 17, 2020

Matty

a man that's smart but a bit horny

hey matty you're smart

matty please get off i don't consent

by gayhornymeninyourarea May 3, 2024

Mattie

Swings at people in the streets, then doesn’t talk to them

She swung at me in the streets, that Mattie

by kinseydelbaggio666 December 10, 2022

Matty Pratty 12

A Matty Pratty 12 is a type of Male which has contracted Oseoporosis. Commonly found in Mexico and Hungary. These humans are only able to eat bull penis and sausage. 90% of all Matty Pratty 12's are Dimented and can harm eyes if seen. They also like people named Kiefer Theo and Peter. Although owning alot of gucci. Their networth is only 8.977668 GBP and their sense of smell can only pick up burger king foot lettuce

Yo that Matty Pratty 12 just got 9 kills on fortnite

by Vellzii May 16, 2018

Matty

Matty is a great guy. He is a loyal friend and will always be by your side. Just don't make fun of him, or he'll for sure yell at you. Otherwise, he's a kind and caring person who is there in your darkest times. He's a great boyfriend to anyone and will love you forever. Mattys are great people, so once you find one, never let him go.

"Hey, isn't that Matty?"
"Yeah, he's my best friend."
"Oh wow.. Just know that you should never let go of him, okay?"

by vorey27 March 31, 2022