Noun: A friend who offers blindingly honest and ridiculously logical advice. Someone who tells people the things they often don't want to hear.
Other definition: a somnambulist ninja.
Other definition: a somnambulist ninja.
I was sure sleeping with my coworker wasn't a bad idea, but luckily my friend turned Joy Jump on me and made me see the light.
by Kwame Beauvais January 15, 2009
Get the Joy Jumpmug. by dfihg;tr September 10, 2018
Get the Bridge Jumpmug. by Scrabble Muffin Puncher January 24, 2023
Get the Jumping Conventmug. ...after a full night of clubbin', we went to White Castles and hooked-up with this jump-off who got it poppin.
by Big Congress June 11, 2006
Get the jump-offmug. its when a girl trys to go out with guy to guy thinking she loves them but actually is infatuated and desperate
Yo this girl britnay man liked me for a week and noticed I didnt like her, and she cock jumped to my friend Seth.
by VeNgEaNCe132 February 3, 2007
Get the cock jumpmug. by D,C,N,S Owens Lunch March 14, 2010
Get the Jumping the Tigermug. To jump the party is to have sex with more than one person at a time usually when everybody is fucking wasted.
Matt: When she asked me if I wanted to have sex I had no idea she meant jump the party with her whole sorority!
Steve: Dude, you should have invited me.
Matt: Hell no! If I'd have seen you naked my simon would have went limp.
Steve: Dude, you should have invited me.
Matt: Hell no! If I'd have seen you naked my simon would have went limp.
by Matt McD October 15, 2005
Get the jump the partymug.