Itchies & Scratchies

Itchies and Scratchies (n): the prolonged feeling of itchiness surrounding the labia majora following a hot and heavy session of clitoral rubbing. Inspiration pulled from the Simpson’s “Itchy & Scratchy Show”.

“I just have this tickling sensation every now and then around my bush, I really hope it’s not some sort of infection.”

“When was the last time you gave good ol’ Peggy a rub?”

“30 minutes ago.”

“Girl, you’ve got a case of the Itchies & Scratchies!”

by Mulchmuncher9 August 23, 2023

Itchy Eyebrows

Someone having itchy eyebrows means that they are gay.

“What’s up with Xavier? He’s been hitting on dudes all night.”

“Yeah man I heard he has those itchy eyebrows”

“Man that sucks. He’s like gods gift to women”

by Chikitits July 2, 2021

Itchy

Itchy, itchy, itchy, itchy, itttchyyy

A sensation on your skin that is uncomfortable that makes you wanna itch it.

Bro 1- Dude, my leg is so itchy. I think I got bit by something...

Bro 2- My head is itchy, I think I have lice!

by Itchy1234 June 19, 2020

Itchy Mitchy

When you let a juicy fart and your butthole itches after the fart dries.

Oooh, that fart sounded wet, you're going to have an Itchy Mitchy when it dries.

by Thunderkiss October 27, 2023

Dog's feet are itchy

A phrase used when you are so bored you say things that make no sense.

"MY DOG'S FEET ARE ITCHY"
...what?

by Yanisgonnadie December 14, 2023

Itchy Jungle

a massinve amount of pubic hair around the asshole often causing severe itchyness and irritation; when standing straight up the asshair will be sticking out of the asscrack. a asshair amount that you can compare to a jungle; when asscheeks spread you cannot see the asshole due to the amount of hair.

He has a disgusting Itchy Jungle around his asshole.

by NowahsFriend November 19, 2010

Itchy-mouthed

A mouth that's liable to get loud and say to much at anytime.

by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant October 13, 2003