german based company where medical tools are assembled, stocked, and delivered.
A place to work to jack off as seen on You Tube.
A medical company where men practice witchcraft and take girls belongings to convert them to bleed mensrtu through the pants as a cleansing, slave driving and corrupting the girl.
A place to work so you can earn money for your family and get insurance.
A place to work to jack off as seen on You Tube.
A medical company where men practice witchcraft and take girls belongings to convert them to bleed mensrtu through the pants as a cleansing, slave driving and corrupting the girl.
A place to work so you can earn money for your family and get insurance.
by two foot July 18, 2009
Get the BBraun Medical Supply Companymug. Schrödinger's company is an experiment in small business, often described as a paradox. The experiment presents a company that might be alive or dead, depending on multiple unknowns.
Much like subatomic particles living in a state of quantum superposition, small companies can exist in a strange state of economic superposition. This superposition undergoes collapse into a definite state only at the exact moment someone looks at the company bank account.
The experiment goes like this...
An employee is confined and caged to their work area (for example, chained to their desk). The worker's paycheck comes from an unstable bank account that decays at some unknown rate. With each pay period, the worker has no idea if payment will arrive or not. Word from management may be that the company is making money and/or is well funded. It may be said that there is money in the company account but that unseen forces are not allowing that money to be accessed. Despite everything being fine, the employee is rarely paid on time or in full. This leaves the employee struggling to determine if the company is in business or out of business.
Schrödinger's company poses the question: when does this superposition stop existing as a mixture of states and become one or the other?
The Copenhagen interpretation of economic meltdown implies that the company is considered to be simultaneously in business and out of business until an observer performs a wave function collapsing hopes and dreams into reality.
It has been observed in practice that most workers can tolerate up to 8 weeks without payment. In a standard bell curve fashion, around 10% of employees barely notice not getting paid while around 10% snap and go postal. Everyone else maintains somewhere between apathy and financial frustration.
Much like subatomic particles living in a state of quantum superposition, small companies can exist in a strange state of economic superposition. This superposition undergoes collapse into a definite state only at the exact moment someone looks at the company bank account.
The experiment goes like this...
An employee is confined and caged to their work area (for example, chained to their desk). The worker's paycheck comes from an unstable bank account that decays at some unknown rate. With each pay period, the worker has no idea if payment will arrive or not. Word from management may be that the company is making money and/or is well funded. It may be said that there is money in the company account but that unseen forces are not allowing that money to be accessed. Despite everything being fine, the employee is rarely paid on time or in full. This leaves the employee struggling to determine if the company is in business or out of business.
Schrödinger's company poses the question: when does this superposition stop existing as a mixture of states and become one or the other?
The Copenhagen interpretation of economic meltdown implies that the company is considered to be simultaneously in business and out of business until an observer performs a wave function collapsing hopes and dreams into reality.
It has been observed in practice that most workers can tolerate up to 8 weeks without payment. In a standard bell curve fashion, around 10% of employees barely notice not getting paid while around 10% snap and go postal. Everyone else maintains somewhere between apathy and financial frustration.
Worker 1: If we don't get paid next time, I'm going to ask to be laid off again. Last time they said no but I won't give up so easily this time.
Worker 2: We're only one month behind. That's not bad. Some guys haven't been paid in three months.
Worker 1: Dude, are we even in business still?!? No one comes to work anymore except us... and f--- this. It's almost noon. I'm leaving.
Worker 2: I hear you. This place fits all the signs of Schrödinger's company. Someone with half a brain needs to look at our books, sac up, and end this misery.
Worker 2: We're only one month behind. That's not bad. Some guys haven't been paid in three months.
Worker 1: Dude, are we even in business still?!? No one comes to work anymore except us... and f--- this. It's almost noon. I'm leaving.
Worker 2: I hear you. This place fits all the signs of Schrödinger's company. Someone with half a brain needs to look at our books, sac up, and end this misery.
by MrCoder June 25, 2009
Get the Schrödinger's Companymug. That special set of people who always show up on time when you call them. They come. Fix your home and even your body if it requires. Always clean up after.
7AM to 7PM. 7 Days a week. They got your back.
7AM to 7PM. 7 Days a week. They got your back.
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by OptionsTrader November 26, 2021
Get the Motivated Trading Companymug. Something bigger than me or you.
The dork thought she owned the company because her mother worked there. Kind of like the way Percy thinks he owns the prison because his daddy is the warden.
by The Original Agahnim July 25, 2021
Get the Companymug. by absolutley a weirdo May 14, 2023
Get the Hershey Companymug. A company nigga is that overly loyal employee who’d snitch on his own mama if it meant a promotion, always ready to throw coworkers under the bus as long as the company bus keeps rolling. He’s the human embodiment of “I did it for the brand,” even if the brand don’t know his name.
“Don’t tell Marcus we’re leaving early—he a company nigga, he’ll report it before we hit the parking lot.”
“Bro brought cupcakes to the staff meeting and told on three people. Classic company nigga behavior.”
“She volunteered to work through her vacation and clean the breakroom. That’s a company nigga if I’ve ever seen one.”
“The boss didn’t even ask, but Darnell went ahead and emailed a list of everyone who was late. Total company nigga move.”
“You can’t even joke around him—he got company nigga energy all day.”
“Bro brought cupcakes to the staff meeting and told on three people. Classic company nigga behavior.”
“She volunteered to work through her vacation and clean the breakroom. That’s a company nigga if I’ve ever seen one.”
“The boss didn’t even ask, but Darnell went ahead and emailed a list of everyone who was late. Total company nigga move.”
“You can’t even joke around him—he got company nigga energy all day.”
by oc mincs July 29, 2025
Get the Company niggamug.