Benjamin Franklin's coffin

The little tray that your put your payment in at an expensive restaurant. So-called because Benjamin Franklin's image is on the US $100 bill, and once you put him in that tray, you're not going to see him again.

Once the waiter brought Benjamin Franklin's coffin out, I laid Benjamin to rest and I knew I wasn't going to see him again.

by twixsmoker April 4, 2025

Coffin Surfer

Internet user of the older generation. Coffin dodger who uses the internet.

Person #1: The old folks in the home have now a new lease of life since the home had Internet installed.

Person #2: Yes, now i guess they can call themselves fully fledged Coffin Surfers!

See also Silver Troll coffin surfer

by Governator77 August 28, 2012

Laughing in the coffin

The terrible state wherein you laugh amidst anger and agony

1. Hope you're doing well

2. Yeah, laughing in the coffin 😂 🤬

by lil@arch May 25, 2025

Coffin

A place where the coffin dancers play with a dead body

Coffin dance.

by Lunandcheez October 19, 2022

Trevor Coffin

A marine recruiter that hails from Maine and resides in Ohio and loathes California. Loves dogs and hates people. Is a nerd despite frequent protest. Has a girlfriend who he cares deeply for yet denies he has a girlfriend. He loves Star Wars to the intensity of a 14 year old boy and has absolutely no shame. He has an unflattering hair cut that isn’t his fault but still doesn’t fit his face but he proudly wears it and doesn’t let it taint his confidence. He is a great friend and a good man he will stay with you through your ups and downs and comfort you, then when the time is right he will call you names. Though he insults you, you know he cares. He is discreet to a fault but will let you know when you fuck up due to not listening to his advice. He is always right and is definitely, without a doubt Batman.

“Hey I saw this guy yesterday and he gave me some advice”
“Well was he right?”
“Of course he was right! He’s Trevor Coffin, he’s always right!”

by The Magic Skool Bus Drop Out January 16, 2023

laughing in the coffin

The terrible state wherein you manage to laugh amidst anger and agony

? : Hope you're doing well
!: Yeah, Laughing in the coffin 😂🥲

by lil@arch February 14, 2025

Temporary coffin

Temporary coffin is a more appealing word for solitary confinement

Jake shanked tommy at lunch, jake is going in to the temporary coffin.

by Salt discriminater April 30, 2021