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chilly weathers

Chilly Weathers means a mentally, retarded person and/or garbage personality.

"You're just like Chilly Weathers." This should be taken to quite offense. If you're compared to Chilly Weathers you might as well fake your death and move to Death Valley where we all wish a certain someone was buried.

Being Chilly Weathers is a sin, just hearing the voice of Chilly Weathers is enough to make someone have the sudden urge to drink bleach.
"My favorite thing about Chilly Weathers is one day the it the sin won't exist." Said a logical person being interviewed by KidzbopNews.
by hoppitysheet June 12, 2018
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Missouri Weather

Absolutely unreal weather. It'll be 80° one day and then the next It'll be raining and under 40°
Garrett: Man, this weather is awful.

Toby: That's missouri weather for you.
by Jesterr___ May 10, 2022
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weather pledge

when you are a pledge in a fraternity who must give daily weather reports to the brothers.
its 8am where thee fuck is my report weather pledge!
by pledgeboy October 10, 2022
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Weather hangry

When you're hangry but it's clearly related to the crappy weather outside
by Sexydimma October 21, 2022
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Weather Douche

He or She who touts their better weather.

The soul purpose of a Weather Douche on social media is when someone posts their bad weather, they will then chime in with their better weather, but swear they can't take it, and it is so how comparable to the originally posted weather. This is common with any snow storm, torrential rain storm, mud slide, sink hole, etc. post in any form of social media.

This action is never cute or funny, and just makes you a douche. Please refer to the meaning of a douche, and just add the word "weather" ahead of it.
You're being a Weather douche.
Don't be a Weather douche.
75 degrees in Florida is not the same as minus 12 degrees in Buffalo, you Weather douche.
by ljamieson January 8, 2022
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Guilty weather

Walking home at dawn with a sinking feel after you did a lot of shit you regret
I got too fucked up last night and had to walk home with that guilty weather
by LivelyStardust May 27, 2022
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Diamond weather

When it’s so cold that your nipples are hard enough to cut diamonds
*wind blows*
“Brr, it’s diamond weather out here!”
by Sid.knee December 20, 2021
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