Scottish tea party

A Scottish tea party is the act of placing the cold foot of one's wife betwixt the inner upper thigh of the husband and his sensitive and wholesome members to further the warming of the wife's foot. No other such foot shall ever be allowed for a given husband, once the Scottish Tea Party has been embarked upon, barring infidelity, will forever own completely both feet of said lady or whench, whatever she be. The lady will then be privileged to enjoy the company of a loving arrogant jackass who almost got in a fight at the Corvallis KOA over questions of honor with some rednecks.

One time I had to Scottish Tea Party my brother. We did not talk much after that.

by Dr. G. March 25, 2019

Boston Tea Party

When a penis is inserted into another person’s ass and he pees in said asshole (essentially a urine enema during a sexual act).

I’ve always loved watching and participating in water sports of various kinds but I really want to give that blonde girl in the second row a Boston Tea Party.

by Carlisha Keys February 20, 2019

Lipton Tea Party

During Indian Fire Sticks but when the balls are smacking together.

Shelby was enjoying the time with her male friends but heard the subtle sound of a Lipton Tea Party and started laughing.

by Mr. Whigskers March 28, 2011

New England Tea Party

When two civilized young chaps rub honey on there balls and then layering tea leaves on said balls. They then drop their Honey-Balls in the tea for a nice refreshing drink.

“Hello mate, are you up for a New England Tea Party this afternoon?”

by Charles Nutworth lll May 2, 2023

Boston Tea Party

The act of having a threesome or orgy and at least two of the participants are from Boston.

I am so hungover right now from all that Apple McCormicks vodka but it was so worth it since it got me a Boston tea party.

by Dontstopbelievin September 16, 2009

Boston Tea Party

the Boston Tea Party is when one individual sits in a body of water and a group of men (2 or more) proceed to tea bag the person in the water until the person in the water is pruned.

Hey did you hear Sally invited the football team over to have a Boston Tea Party, and I hear they weren't studying american history.

by SILENTxNINJA7 March 11, 2021

Boston Tea Party

The act of multiple men cumming and pissing in a women's mouth, ass, or vagina.

"I heard that Becky had a Boston Tea Party last night."

by Jeffrey Robbins December 16, 2021