Steam Toy

An entry level small appliance used to make "espresso." Amongst the coffee enthusiast commnunity, steam-toys are considered junk and to not make tasty beverages. Steam toys lack the high pressure waterpump needed to make genuine espresso. What it produces is more like strong drip coffee. Common steam toys are manufactured by Krups, Mr. Coffee, Salton, Westinghouse, and Hamilton Beach.
I just upgraded from a Krups steam toy to a Rancillio Miss Silvia and now I'm making real espresso!
by NotASnob December 21, 2005
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Steamed Fart

A flatulent that is so hot and steamy the producer is unable to handle its wrath. Gas so severe that it smells before leaving the body. Fart fan must be flipped on immediately to help prevent from vomitting or gagging.
Cam: "Yo Stevie I had the worst steamed fart this morning, i had to open the shower curtain and throw up in the toilet"
Stevie: "Must be that high protein diet you're on"
by Killlllllla Cam January 29, 2010
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Steaming Tom

When one slips a glove on (just after taking a fallacious dump, preferably mudbutt-wise) scooping up a turd and then squishing said turd in thy hand. And rubbing the glove the on chosen victim's face in their sleep.
Samuel: Watch where you walkin prick!

Dylan: Bitch Imma give ya a Steamin Tom if you keep that shit up!

Noah: NO! He didn't mean it! Don't give my white friend a steaming tom!
by doomsDave August 15, 2008
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Steamed clam

Exhaling hot, moist air through your girlfriends underwear and heating up her crotch taco.
She wasn't in the mood until I dropped my face in her lap and gave her a Steamed Clam.
by W.E. Coyote August 21, 2003
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steam and cream

The art of getting a nice steam massage (preferably in Southeast Asia), then allowing the woman performing the massage to "massage" a certain part of the male anatomy until the cream comes. Can be done male to male, but that's just wrong. A woman massaging the woman is OK, it's just a different kind of cream. That is more related to a clam bake.
Fred: Boy, was that a great trip to Vietnam.

Bill: How so?

Fred: Over there, you can get a steam and cream for only $1. That costs less than a happy meal.

Bill: Sign me up...!
by V J January 04, 2006
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[Steam Punk]

Subgenre of "punk" fashion using style combinations from the Victorian era England and the Industrial Revolution. Different from grunge, hobo, cyberpunk, hippie, or dirty punk.
His white button down, fitted pants, boots, and belts create his Steam Punk look.
by amloko84 October 14, 2008
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Steaming Earmuff

The act of pooping in someones ear.
Man, my wife was so pissed at me last night she threatened to give me a steaming earmuff!
by Carymav October 09, 2011
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