by mclovin5557 December 4, 2013

by vagina master 72 July 10, 2014

Someone, usually a self-absorbed, often delusional individual who chooses to post endlessly grandiose, pointless, rambling texts, in an attempt to garner contempt from fellow forum members.
The etymology is a combination of "Captain Obvious" and "chocolate starfish"
The etymology is a combination of "Captain Obvious" and "chocolate starfish"
by Peter the Catfish Eater. June 17, 2014

by DammitWoman June 6, 2021

When you feed laxatives to your partner until they have liquid shits, turn them upside down, stick a straw in their ass and drink the "starfish slurpee"
by dabatrin May 5, 2018

by Mankini guy October 30, 2015

A skype starfish is a person who makes an offer to engage in mutual masturbation while on Skype but fails to meaningfully participate.
by Puppy&Paru May 2, 2014
