southend on sea

a shit hole full of shitty people, shitty shops and shitty schools. its also full of drug dealers and psychos so if ur willing to die , come here yay lol. the only good thing is the town and adventure island. yeh ok lol

where r u from
"southend on sea"
oh ok kys

by iaminisis February 12, 2018

sea head

a girl that is so wetty wetty down below that you can see it on her face and in her eyes.

'dude, that girl so wetty we call her a sea head'
'don't go near betty man, i heard she's a sea head'
'oh no, a sea head'

by clobo December 10, 2006

sea wolves

1. Noun ~ a species of Self-gratifying whale
2. Noun ~ a natural predator of the Whidbey Whale
3. Noun ~ a blatant ripoff of north western native American killer whale.

1. Dude, you were so self felatting yourself... Just like the sea wolves.
2. Bro, did you see those sea wolves taking home all those whidbey whales from element last night?
3. The tulalip natives are going to scalp you when they find out that you stole their totem design for a gay military command logo... Now we email it to EVERYONE!

by avcm barney (MB2) May 20, 2008

sea hag

A hideous woman found on a cruise ship

"By God Dr. Farnsworth! Why are you conversing with that sea hag?"

by Hank McDizzleson July 4, 2008

sea beaver

A female sailor on a boat overseas.

How many sea beavers do we have on this boat?

by Viva La Bob September 15, 2006

Sea Dragon

The act of grabbing another mans balls, usually involving the thumb, index, middle, and ring fingers, but never the pinky. Also accompanied by yelling sea dragon.

Daniel: "SEA DRAGON!"

David: "Ahh, fuck you!"

by Reaganation October 28, 2009

Sea Santa

A gentleman who resembles Santa with his white beard, but is thinner and more nautical. Oftentimes, he leaves you wondering - is that Samta? Or a sea captain? Oh, it's a Sea Santa.

Upon boarding the yacht, I says to the guy I says, are you Santa? No, he replies, I'm the captain. Oh, I replied. You're a Sea Santa.

by Megacube December 23, 2014