Fuck Puppet

It’s your hand, fool. Puppets are hand controlled objects, not other people. So a fuck puppet is your hand. Sure, a bunch of guys can get together and have their own puppet show but that’s another definition.
You get any action last night?
Nah, just spent some time with my Fuck Puppet..
by Q-XIII February 24, 2022
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Puppeteer's Cancer

Cancer of the hands and/or arms of an individual.
After years in the show business, Howard developed a severe case of puppeteer's cancer in his left arm.
by Puppet Master May 30, 2018
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Stinky Puppet

When someone shoves their hand up another's anus, and move it as if it were a puppet to make the other person talk as if they were a human puppet
Sal was sleeping and I was bored. So to entertain myself I gave him the good old stinky puppet
by Jascebalon July 9, 2016
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skunk puppet

Noun: A soiled condom used for anal sex.
Never leave your skunk puppet just laying around.
by Plac3b0 May 17, 2016
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Meat Puppet

An actor.
"These are the finest meat puppets I've ever controlled." - Joss Whedon on the 'Firefly' cast.
by llamas007 February 2, 2013
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Puppet Entry

When your friend is visibly too drunk to be allowed into a club by a bouncer, you 'prop' him or her up, put their ID in their hands and tell them what to stay (without slurring!); albeit in a condescending tone.
"Billy was so trashed on Friday night that we had to pull a puppet entry to get him into the club."
by Kevin Munro May 10, 2008
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Puppet master

Here's a realistic look at a puppet master. A puppet master controls other peoples lives, so they don't get to claim to have to be sub serviant or made to feel less than around anybody, it's their world. A puppet master already has all the power and all the money, there's nothing left to do but control everybody's lives, your tv air time is wasting the viewing audiences time.
Puppet masters control the viewing audiences life, they're bitching about their own rights and lives isn't interesting though, I guess if you think there's something more interesting in life than a puppet master, you're considered a narcissist by a puppet master.
by Solid Mantis May 15, 2018
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