The Fish Piano Theorem

The theory that a fish species, given an infinite amount of time, will create an exact replica of a piano. Then due to the existence of a piano, there will eventually be a fish version of Mozart that will create his pieces exactly.

"You ever heard of 'The Fish Piano Theorem'?"

by FishPianoTheorem November 22, 2024

Jewish Piano

Usually a till, used to describe or is a metaphor for stingy Jews

Hold on, let me pull out my Jewish Piano, Ka-Ching Ka-Ching Ka-Ching, go catch the coins!

by monkeydust1234 January 22, 2025

Piano

Another way of saying “I promise.” Used to ensure your counterpart is telling the truth and absolutely not fucking with you.

A: “I fucked your mom”
B: “Yeah, sure”
A: “Dude, Piano”

by Sir Mark Smith Jr Sr December 23, 2021

Dobani Thumb Piano

Flicking a pussy in the motion of texting (with 2 thumbs)

Dude, I gave my first Dobani Thumb Piano at the party last night!

by therealconnorgriffith December 24, 2016

ancient piano skeleton

Stands for "Beautiful Wife" in the United Kingdom.

I have a ancient piano skeleton named Rebecca!

by gengrills December 12, 2023

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dance on the piano

When a proctologist shows too much enjoyment in his work. Usually with multiple fingers as if playing the piano. The "high g" is usually the most menacing.

When I turned 50 I knew I would have to see the Dr. But I didn't expect him to "Dance on the piano".

by BenDreadful March 29, 2015