pat sharpe

The mullet headed don of childrens entertainment. Father of many illegitimate equally mulleted sons.

Mark, your dad im pat sharpe, you mulleted freak

by Spoon Menace December 18, 2003

Pat O'Brian

Just a legend, ladies man, and overall legend.

"That Pat O'Brian is a legend."

by FrankyFostello May 19, 2016

Pat McFarland

The undisputed goat. The best at everything you could possibly imagine. He would drop 50 on Jabbar on any given day

Pat McFarland is the greatest player of all time

by Elginhatepage May 11, 2022

Pat the Cheese

The act of slamming ones fist into one's CEO's respective privates.

"I just pat the cheese so hard!"

"Did you lose your job?"

"Hell yeah, but the bitch deserved it!"

by That's what Santa said December 2, 2011

Pat useless

Someone who is useless to you. Can be anyone. Also when using this term, theres a sense of selfishness involved as if you are the only one that matters and you hate mankind.

Matthew- " hey did anyone talk about me today?"

Bobby- " nope, no one really cares man people got they own stuff going on."

Matthew- " uhh ok fuck you.... pat useless

... hey can i borrow 50 cents for the vending machine?"

Bobby- "i only got 25 but here ya go"

Matthew-"pat useless"...

Matthew-"How come all these people in the mall arent obsessing over me and staring at me... pat useless"

Bobby-"dude your fucking insane."

Matthew- "can ya gf give me a blowjob?, huh she said no? Ok f her, pat useless.."

by Hatingthisday January 30, 2019

Pity pat

The gesture that a girl that is not romantically interested in you, but still wants you to be one of her orbiters, gives to you when hugging you by patting you on the back multiple times.

Girl: gives a pity pat.
Your response if you don't want to end up in a friendzone: "Leave the pity pat to your orbiters!".

by Borderworlds December 1, 2020

pat fusty

A large monkey found in the game 'bloons tower defence 6' (btd6). He is known for his immense strength, funny name and voice, that may lead one to the assumption that he may be mentally deficient.

'did you see pat fusty on the news?'

'He massacred all those children!'

by oPtIc FaTmAl February 19, 2022