by Waffle Supreme September 2, 2020

A Spark Delivery driver for Walmart that uses the Spark app to deliver groceries for Walmart, they sit in the Walmart parking lot all day waiting for the low paying offers with no tips on them that have 200 items going to a 3rd story apartment 15 miles away for $6.50
Hey Jenny when I drove by Walmart a bit ago I seen all the Spark Muppets sitting in the parking lot waiting for some lowball offers to deliver.
by kidfromokc April 30, 2023

by Precious Sunrise April 15, 2011

Muppet juice is another word for meth. When meth addicts lose their teeth( and most do) they look like Muppets (puppets made famous by Jim Henson. Such as the Muppets and fragil rock)
Meth being the "juice" that causes this. "Muppet effect"
Meth being the "juice" that causes this. "Muppet effect"
*** your average junkie...(" hey man I need a lol Muppet juice , can you front me a $20 til I get my check cashed at 5 tonight?? I'll pay you this time you have my word"
by Bluemnmz777 January 14, 2020

A small minded human or idiot, who is always on their phone as their phone controls them as if they were a Muppet.
by Jordan Cooke June 11, 2018

What a complete Trump Muppet. You're a dick and a complete waste of time. Why should we listen to your shit.
by realkiwidude2 May 2, 2020

Yo dude, she gave me a Muppet Handjob!
What's that?
Receiving a hand job with a sock on my dick with googly eyes.
What's that?
Receiving a hand job with a sock on my dick with googly eyes.
by Buffalo Bourbon Lady December 5, 2019
