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tvoje mama

An amazing and unique joke, that translates to "your mom"
This could be used for anything.
"Kolik je hodin?"
"tvoje mama!"

In translation:
"What time is it?"
"Your mom."
by Joe the Biden November 21, 2021
mugGet the tvoje mamamug.

mama shepz

noun
1. mama with the most street cred

2. mama with the tricked out bubble van
"dude there goes mama shepz in her bubble van!"
by Kangaroojane June 19, 2008
mugGet the mama shepzmug.

lick mama

A female that licks. Usually referring to salt. Originated on The “Good Mythical Morning” Youtube show.
Lick Mama Nicole. “Lick daddy Dan and Lick Daddy Dale, comin’ over the hill Salt in a pale.”
by Max Delta April 30, 2020
mugGet the lick mamamug.

Mama Secreta

name to the fluids released when the fetus bursts through the vagina after birth, eg. the secretions that occur when one becomes a mother
"Damn Mama Secreta, you just had a baby"
"Aw shit, I got your Mama Secretions all over my hand"
"The host of American Idol (Ryan Mama Secrecrest)"
by studmuffbumbum4 November 14, 2011
mugGet the Mama Secretamug.

Hog Mama

Hog Mama is a semi-mythical creature whose origin revolves around trucker lore in Prescott Arizona. Hog Mama is said to be a disfigured woman who originated in New Jersey but later became a semi truck driver and crashed into Watson Lake. Legend says Hog Mamas lair is in the Bradshaw Mountain range by Mount Union where she wills Javelinas into existence. Hog Mama supposedly can control all the Javelinas in and around Prescott Arizona.
Honey get my gun, Hog Mama is howling tonight.... HERE SHE COMES ("YEEEEEEEE")
by nobaker December 20, 2019
mugGet the Hog Mamamug.

mama plateau

The Mother of Everyone. The most Crazy bitch you'll ever meet. DON'T FUCK WITH HER CHILDREN OR HEr
Yeah that's Mama Plateau and her children Larry, Alfie, Steven, and Joshua. And her On again of again boyfriend and maker of hentai Amy
by MamaPlateau December 29, 2014
mugGet the mama plateaumug.

Baby Mama

Is an unwed woman who sleeps with a man and gets pregnant.
" Im not married to Darnell, but he got me pregnant. I cant stand him, so now i am just his baby mama."

Mike: "Who the hell was that? She got a phat ass! Is that yo girl?"

John: "Naw, bro. Thats just my baby mama".
by Mz_Selena February 29, 2008
mugGet the Baby Mamamug.

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