When someone is giving you oral sex and right before you climax you say "Im the glitter bandit." The person looks up in confusion and you shoot all over their face than throw a handful of glitter sticking in your juices. They will be cleaning glitter outta there hair for days.
I got with Ryan last week and he gave me the glitter bandit. I'm still finding glitter in my hair...
by Glitter Bandit October 10, 2014
A place that is not the killing house. A place that is unlike goimg on a windy walk. A place where you have to rush in or go sneaky-beaky like. But most importantly, a place where you shoot everything that moves in the name of King and Country. Also known as South Armagh, Northern Ireland.
by Chrysostauros July 15, 2019
A Thick Bandit is often reference to the large female in the herd. She will tend to be more dominant, and more likely to perform exotic mating rituals with the male, and often times and added female.
"Did you see that Thick Bandit last night? Yeah, I took one for the team, took her home...and she destroyed me!"
"Mike was wing manning for a buddy, and ended up with the Thick Bandit...He'll never be the same."
"Had a thick bandit last night, and she let me go for the dog in a bathtub."
"Mike was wing manning for a buddy, and ended up with the Thick Bandit...He'll never be the same."
"Had a thick bandit last night, and she let me go for the dog in a bathtub."
by DaPurv February 04, 2010
1.) great thief of Robitussin. 2.) Person who can at one time steal $60 worth of DXM out of any given location without capture or being discovered. 3.) See
by Da Mace September 26, 2011
a gas station employee, usully with the nickname Flea, who swipes the spoiled hot dogs from the grill for his own pleasure
by amandas toy October 26, 2011
To get so intoxicated that you literally shit yourself while in the company of all the employees you supervise. To have to be carried out of the house like a newborn baby. At the same time being at least three times the age of everyone else at the party.
Danny: What the fuck is that god awful smell?
Suraj: I think Al is being a bandit
Danny: Jesus... Why the fuck did we get him to take 14 shots of fireball?
Al: M-i-s-s-i-i-s-i-p-i-p
Danny: ..............
Suraj: I think Al is being a bandit
Danny: Jesus... Why the fuck did we get him to take 14 shots of fireball?
Al: M-i-s-s-i-i-s-i-p-i-p
Danny: ..............
by Wednesdayy89 September 10, 2013
That guy is a Border Bandit
by Real Nigga Afro June 18, 2017