news barbie

Plasticized tv news announcer, usually female, most notable for their barbie-like characteristics; over-coiffed, likely botoxed, inappropriately sexy in inflatable doll sort of way. Are completely devoid of journalism skills. Sine qua non - inappropriate flirting and uncomprehending smile/perky demeanor.

Did you see the news barbie in the hurricane - her hair and face didn't move at all!

by little boo April 13, 2010

new bodies

The act of acquiring new sexual partners in a repeated fashion. Any sexual partner you have previously had intercourse with is no longer eligible to be considered a "new body".

Paul: "Yo Jimmy, you catch any new bodies this weekend?"
Jimmy: "I fucked one beat chick but.... THAT'S A NEW BODY!"
Paul: "Hell yeah brother."

by Abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyzhwjx October 21, 2019

New Hat

Something old and tired that has been dressed up with a superficial improvement to make it look like it's something newer and better than it is.

Derives from "The Simpsons" episode in which a new women's role model doll designed by Lisa Simpson was ignored by a throng of girl shoppers in favor of a Malibu Stacy doll featuring "New Hat!"

The iPhone 5s is nothing but the iPhone 5 with a new hat.

by HatMan34 November 20, 2014

new mouth

when you've had a mustache for a while and you finally shave it off completely and you look like a young boy again.

a: yo son, you seen money after he got a cut yesterday?

b: yea b, son got new mouth.

by GMoney168 March 4, 2009

new zealandish

What you see in a blondes search history as she is about to go on vacation to New Zealand.

"Oh my god, Becky, I am, like, about to go on vacation and I don't even know how to speak New Zealandish"
- Every Blonde Chick 2016

by Swaggy the Pirate August 21, 2016

The New Batch

A phrase used to describe a folder containing pornographic images on ones' computer. Normally the most recent addition to ones' collection of such images.

Joe hides dirty pictures in "The New Batch".

by Luke Donahue February 6, 2008

the new batch

A collection, usu. a series of folders, on ones computer containing recently saved pornographic images.

Dude you got to come over and check out the new batch.

by M Butler December 27, 2007