by rebecca sneac June 29, 2019
Get the baseball boysmug. by Skdjsksjjdjsks June 27, 2020
Get the Baseball Boymug. After that female rapper had a Twitter beef with that white blogger, her soundcloud got 6K new views. Lol at the fact that 90% of them are probably baseball fans!!
by KevinW22 April 22, 2015
Get the Baseball Fansmug. A special, and very unique man-boy that hails from the Sugarland Run area of Sterling, VA. He is always seen wearing a baseball uniform and riding a different, defunct bike, usually multiple times daily. He seems to be everywhere, at all times. He is usually carrying a 44 oz. Big Gulp, which he likes to feed to your dogs. Likes to claim that he is a masseuse, and will gladly provide a massage to the ladies, free of charge, of course.
Likely a child of Fetal Alcohol Syndrome, this little peach also combines that issue with a heavy case of Turrets Syndrome, yelling derogatory comments freely, and at the top of his lungs, as if nobody can hear him. His teeth are in a bad way.
As the name implies, he loves to play baseball. If you're seen outside your house playing baseball with your small child (6-7 yrs old) he'll enthusiastically want to throw the ball with your child. Usually, he'll do this by chucking the ball with all of his man-boy strength directly at your child's head, somewhere around the 50-60 MPH range.
If you're unlucky enough to live near one of his normal walking/biking routes, pray that he doesn't need to use the restroom. He'll blow your toilet out of the water, and leave your house and your family suffering for hours.
He has been missing for a couple years now. If he is found, please don't return him to Sugarland Run.
Likely a child of Fetal Alcohol Syndrome, this little peach also combines that issue with a heavy case of Turrets Syndrome, yelling derogatory comments freely, and at the top of his lungs, as if nobody can hear him. His teeth are in a bad way.
As the name implies, he loves to play baseball. If you're seen outside your house playing baseball with your small child (6-7 yrs old) he'll enthusiastically want to throw the ball with your child. Usually, he'll do this by chucking the ball with all of his man-boy strength directly at your child's head, somewhere around the 50-60 MPH range.
If you're unlucky enough to live near one of his normal walking/biking routes, pray that he doesn't need to use the restroom. He'll blow your toilet out of the water, and leave your house and your family suffering for hours.
He has been missing for a couple years now. If he is found, please don't return him to Sugarland Run.
by valhegen June 19, 2017
Get the baseball boymug. by tunnel rat June 8, 2012
Get the Russian Baseballmug. The best fucking Midwest Emo band ever. Even tho Bren Lukens wants to be a girl, he made an amazing band wit great music.
by funnymanbro April 17, 2022
Get the Modern Baseballmug. A female's version of a teabag. Consists of crouching over someone's face and moving up and down over them. -Usually used as an insult, especially in video games.
by Miss Tracey xox September 26, 2010
Get the Baseball-glovingmug.