musty mitten

dirty ass pussy; usually old and hairy
Damn, after 2 hours at the gym, Jessica suffered a heavy dose of the musty mitten.
by jesx95 February 10, 2014
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Musty bean

a sex act in which you eat beans from your partner's anus
Person 1: This crazy bitch wanted me to give her a musty bean
Person 2: Gross!
by poppaismurfy March 28, 2021
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musty pontoon

When your underpants are moist and smell like the morning on a lake when the pontoon boat is covered in mist.
I’m so horny. Total musty pontoon down there.
by I J Margulieth August 21, 2021
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Musty lunchbox

A vagina so pungent that it can be smelled from at least 50 feet away
Bro, that chick is smoking hot but I can smell that musty lunchbox from here...
by Captain sprayfart October 03, 2019
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Musty Swag

A stank presentation of yourself. Being confident, yet it comes across as if you haven't showered in days.
"I don't like Westbrook man. I don't mean to be judgemental, but it's a musty swag he puts on"
by Pseudo Bron Bron June 12, 2012
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musty, crusty & dusty

used to describe someone who is old and weird.
used to describe someone who tries to be quirky but in fact is just lame. especially when they always make 'ur mom' jokes.
Jane: "Hey. Is that your new coach? He looks a little old though."
Amy: "Yea, unfortunately. He's musty, crusty & dusty. He always likes to nag us but doesn't train us that well either."

Ben: "Do you know who's my favourite person in the world?"
Tim: "Who ? Is it me?"
Ben: "LOL no. It's your mom"
Tim: "WTH. That's not that funny. You're musty, crusty & dusty."
by i like ur mom March 27, 2022
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Musty Musket

The act of a male partner receiving a blow job from a female and then using her spit as lubricant for anal sex, until she shits and then the male partner using a small metal tamping rod to shovel the shit into his spermatic vein. And then proceeding to pleasure himself until he ejaculates, and the sperm shoots the shit out like a musket.
(This act may also be utilized In gay encounters or self pleasure such as gooning sessions)
Dude 1: Bro I did the musty musket with sharrel last night and now my I have an infection!
Dude 2:Damn bro that must really suck!
by Yeetboi12222 December 13, 2022
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