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tater toture

When you can see or smell tater tots but can't eat one.
Jim sent me a picture of his tater tots for breakfast. It was pure tater toture because I couldn't have a tot.
by CaptainJabbin November 18, 2016
mugGet the tater toturemug.

dirty tater

When you are fucking your dead neighbor and you pull out to finish in a potato. Then you bake the potato at 350 degrees for 45 minutes and serve it to your loved one, typically your mom
My mom keeps asking for the ingredients to my potato skins and i don't know how to tell her that it's a dirty tater
by Wrestling77 June 24, 2021
mugGet the dirty tatermug.

tater tatz

by fuckyoubitxh March 18, 2017
mugGet the tater tatzmug.

Tater-teeth

When you get taters in yo teeth but you’re too drunk to care
Girl, Those were some good ass fries... you got yourself some tater-teeth.
by Tater-teeth March 11, 2019
mugGet the Tater-teethmug.

tater tom

toming with tater without an ounce of slickness. little did the tomer know but her tater tom was not kept in the down the low. tater is a homosexual.
Maddie t is on tater tom.
by bailey schex July 15, 2022
mugGet the tater tommug.

Tater Tot

After getting the soul sucked out of one's dick it then looks like a tater tot.
I sucked that dictator's dick so good it turned into a Tater Tot.
by gastlyglizzy December 11, 2020
mugGet the Tater Totmug.

Taters for mom

A simile used when something is extraordinarily good. Can be used by itself as well.
“That steak was tastier than taters for mom!”

- “Did you watch the new Tarantino film?”
- “Yeah, that shit was taters for mom!”
by Spumgus October 7, 2020
mugGet the Taters for mommug.

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