Road tampon

A person or persons that block the road or highway by going too slow. This person is normally seen driving a Honda or Kia

Hey road tampon get out of the left lane or pass the guy

by Ar_hunter March 31, 2022

anal tampon

1. A tampon used for the anus. These are real. They are used for surgical wounds, diarrhea and bowel incontinence.

2. A tampon or anal tampon inserted into the anus of a woman after anal sex to block semen from leaking out of the rectum and possibly onto the vagina, and thus prevent the potential for the birth of a drippage baby. Doing this also prevents uncomfortable wet bubbly farts from happening.

My wife and I had anal sex. Then she wore an anal tampon to ensure that my semen would not drip into her vagina and possibly cause pregnancy.

by femdomguy7777 December 11, 2022

Moral Tampon

someone who's there for you when your astral asshole is leaky

man that guy is really cool, he's my moral tampon

by The MT June 17, 2021

Tampon-leen

To insert a tampon into the anus, either by mistake or dirty joke

After I broke both my arms, I asked my closest girlfriend to help me insert a tampon, and she tampon-leened me instead! She is definitely not invited to my sweet 16 birthday party...

by Playerhateroftheyear April 6, 2011

tampon drunk

Soaking a tampon in alcohol than shoving it in your vagina or asshole to make you feel drunk

Her mom can smell alcohol in her breath so we have to get tampon drunk

by Fuk'n Twat Nugget December 28, 2014

Glitter tampon

a way to put some pizzazz in your jazz

I used a glitter tampon and had to go straight to the hospital

by Dirtylittlesecret.alyx July 22, 2020

texas tampon

When a country girl takes her bloody tampon and smacks a city slicker with it then puts it back in her smelly vag

Who ever hit my dog is gonna get a texas tampon.

by Ascendant Succ October 24, 2017