That’s suburban

Used to refer to upper-class white people when they do/say/have something that seems “bougie”.
1. “Oh you’re wearing Pink, that’s soooo suburban.”
2. Bethany: “I’m going golfing today!”

Response: “... That’s suburban.”
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suburban private life

Suburban private life is that part of your life that you keep hidden, keep to yourself, or just generally do not want the general public to know about nor to be involved in. The suburban part is simply you are living in the suburbs, so your private life is suburban.

It can also be the private part of your life (as above) that you would like to keep to yourself, but for whatever reason you are not able to keep it to yourself or keep it hidden. Once again since you live in the suburbs it is a suburban private life.

Ted Rimmel Jr's (me) suburban private life was absolutely laid bare whenever proof positive occurred that the rumors and gossip that Ted's mother is also his girlfriend were all true and accurate all along. Basically you could say Ted Rimmel Jr's suburban private life instantly became Ted Rimmel Jr's suburban public life, whether I was ready for that to happen or not. Ted Rimmel Jr's suburban private life is long gone.
"Oh man, Oh man, oh my. I knew when Ted Rimmel Jr got caught in the act with his mother that Ted's suburban private life would be no longer private. It is sort of Ted's suburban public life now, hahaha."

"Yeah hahaha. Just imagine how Ted felt. Sort of a double whammy. Suddenly it becomes known that his mother is his girlfriend. That had to be a shock realizing you have just been exposed as dating your mom, your own mom, has to be embarrassing. Then the double whammy that that nugget of news is way too interesting to keep to one's self, so everybody is going to talk about it over and over. Then the shocker Ted knew was coming, his extra hidden suburban private life was indeed now public. Poor Ted, hahahaha."
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Suburban Load

Used by Australian long haul truck drivers

To be stuck at home while waiting for their next load or job/miss being on the highway
Steve said to his mate “geez mate I have got a suburban load while I’m waiting for my next job
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Suburban Commando

Suburban Commando: Nudie run through Suburbs
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Suburban Boy

A man (typically named Omar) who has multiple lovers but wants them to be in a relationship with him while he claims to be single.

Also, has to kiss them on the forehead and text them every morning.
Omar is such a suburban boy, he loves me!
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suburban mom

ella you’re such a suburban mom”
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Suburban Dictionary

You use the Suburban Dictionary? What a pleb.
by hi,no September 19, 2022
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