Strawberry Surprise

The surprise when you look in the mirror after the act of going down on a woman in the dark whilst she is unaware she is menstruating.

Dude, what happened to your face?". "Strawberry surprise man........

by Madmen1149 July 26, 2010

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Strawberry ShortCake

When you have sex doggy-style slapping her ass the whole time making it bright red and then shoot ropes on her phat ass making it a strawberry shortcake.

I was having sex with Bryan the other night and turned me into a strawberry shortcake.

by Banana & Split April 14, 2022

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Strawberry Mudcake

Punching a person in their nose, then taking a dump on their face

"This bitch used her teeth on me, so I gave her a strawberry mudcake!"

Origin North Shore, Sydney

by Dirty Fkr April 17, 2009

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Strawberry Jam

A metaphor for the pussy blood which gushes out after a menstrual vajayjay is eaten out in the middle of a "hot girl summer" day.

Jaquavious ate the strawberry jam out of his bitch faster than R. Kelly runnin outta Toys R Us.

by kdkillemhoes June 29, 2021

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moldy strawberry

The residue left after someone writes or draws something on a car window in the winter. Common examples are smiley faces, hearts, tic-tac-toe boards, names, and "HELP" spelled backwards.

"It look's like someone drew a smiley face on the window back here."
"What? I guess someone left me a moldy strawberry."

by Cooper Estav January 2, 2014

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A strawberry hitler is when a woman is on her period, inserts a finger into her bleeding vagina and retracts said finger and smears blood on another person's upper lip in the shape of a hitler mustache

Guy1: That bi chick gave me a strawberry hitler last night. It was sooo fucking hot.
Girl: Ew
Guy2: What the fuck is a strawberry hitler?
Girl2: *whispers in his ear*
Guy2: Lucky bastard!

by Jay "my dads dead" Bortner February 24, 2017

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