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Straight Edge Kid

General douchebag version of a drug free kid.
Someone who is IN YOUR FACE drug free for absolutely no reason. They feel the need to announce to everyone that they are straight edge and generalize everyone who doesnt draw x's on their hands as douchebag people.

Will challenge you to constant fights completely unprovoked if you aren't straight edge (Even if you are drug free) but will never fight one on one and will only fight with weapons and all of their friends at the same time.

Claim to be doing good for their communities but are actually horrible, terrible people.

Usually are only straight edge to get attention but if none of their straight edge kid friends find out, they have no problem drinking/smoking/doing drugs.

Claim that Earth Crisis is the best band in the world but it is actually the single worst band in existence.
Regular person: Oh hey whats up man?
Straight edge kid: FUCKING BEING STRAIGHT EDGE!! ARE YOU STRAIGHT EDGE!?!?!?!
Regular Person: No, I don't think so.
Straight edge kid: FUCK YOU!! FIGHT ME!! (calls all of his friends to come fight the regular person)

OR

Straight edge kid: Hey, what are you doing?
Regular Person: Uhh... hey stranger. Im off to donate to the food bank and go help out at the animal shelter. You wouldn't happen to have a cigarette I could have would you?
Straight edge kid: FUCK YOU YOU PIECE OF SHIT DRUGGIE!! YOURE DEAD!!!
Regular Person: I was just asking, sheesh. It's not that big of a deal.

OR

Single Straight edge kid: HEY ASSHOLE!! FIGHT ME!!
Smoker who was minding his own business: Ummm... okay?
Single Straight edge kid: what... really? (runs away)

OR

Straight edge kid: LETS GO SEE EARTH CRISIS!! STRAIGHT EDGE XXX XVX SXE STRAIGHT EDGE HARDCORE STRAIGHT EDGE!!! FUCK YEAHHHHH!!!!

Non-straight edge kid: No, thanks, I like music.
by greatperson82734823964807 November 14, 2009
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Straight Edge

A group of people that stay away from drugs, and alcohol.

They put Xs on the back of their hands and T-Shirts to advertise their commitment.

They beleive in no sex to marriage, or no casual sex. Meaning that you dont sleep around, or have sex just to do it.
by LaurenMLKFJSDL February 18, 2009
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Straight Edge Society

You don’t or never had done no drugs or drunk any alcohol ever in your life!!! Ask CM Punk
Straight Edge Society
Define: CM Punk, Chicago’s very own hero. THE BEST IN THE WORLD! PERIOD!!!
by KENPRINXE April 5, 2021
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Straight Edge Simon

Someone that doesn't do drugs or drink alcohol
Dave: Is Larry coming to drink out for a drink
Daniels: Nah i think he's become a straight edge simon
by Conm January 16, 2021
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Straight edge

If you're straight edge, it means you don't drink, don't smoke, and don't do any non-prescribed drugs.

Why are we straight edge? It's simple. We don't need drugs to get through life or have fun. In fact, it's truly baffling that so many people actually need drugs to enjoy life. Life is what you make it - and if you need to be constantly intoxicated to get through it, that's pretty pathetic when you think about it. In this generation it's now considered cool to get drunk and high all the time, but in reality drugs appeal to the lowest common denominator.

Furthermore, being straight edge means obeying the law. Many drugs are illegal. Why the hell would I want to become a criminal just for some stupid highs? It's not worth it in the slightest. There are so many legal ways to have fun. There's music, movies, TV shows, video games, literature, art, culture and so much more to indulge in. The world has plenty to offer you. Doing drugs can result in addiction/dependence and criminal convictions if you are doing illegal substances. Who wants that?

If you're straight edge, be proud - it might not sound like much to be alcohol-free and drug-free, but many people ultimately fall victim to peer pressure and give in to temptation. Being straight-edge doesn't make you a religiously boring loser. It's cool, healthy, wise and moral. Keep your mind clear and enjoy life. There's a bright and colourful world out there.
Drug-user: Hey man, want to drink/smoke/do drugs?
Straight edge person: Nope, I'm straight-edge and proud of it.
by TT454 April 5, 2015
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Straight edge fighting

sXe fight consists of one edge kid challanging someone to a fight for no fucking reason. Then getting 30 of there friends to jump that kid on his way to the fight with bully-rags and bats. After which they will go after each person that you know and do the same them
Smoker: hey, u got a smoke?
Edge kid: GO FUCK YOURSELF I HOPE YOU DIE OF CANCER YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE, C'MON BITCH FIGHT ME!!!!! YEAH THATS RIGHT EDGE BITCH... EEEEEDDDDGGGGGEEEEEE FFOOOORRRRRR LLLIIIIFFFFFEEEEEE
smoker: w.e i'm done with straight edge fighting
by SUCKMYBIC 420 November 21, 2010
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straight-edge stoner

Someone who looks like they are on drugs but in reality has never done drugs before
Guy 1: hey you look high can I have some?
Guy 2: I'm a straight-edge stoner, I have never done drugs
by My aunt thinks I'm high June 19, 2023
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