std's

Acronym for "sexually transmitted disease" but gen z thinks its a quirky word. Gained popularity by a song written by lovely peaches

teen girl"i got std's ahhaha"
boomers: "umm"

by dumb.b!tch December 8, 2019

STD Carrot Cake

Girls who have STDs

What a stupid MF called me.

“You’re such an STD Carrot Cake!”

“Miiiiisss! He called Me an STD Carrot Cake!”

by Exotics Lair Fan 1407 August 5, 2021

STD jamboree

A festival in which STDs are transferred from person to person.

Doctor: I'm sorry, but you have AIDS
Patient: Damnit. I knew I shouldn't have gone to that STD jamboree!

by Stevoisiak February 21, 2014

STD Sex Roulette

Exactly how it sounds. Imagine Russian Roulette, but instead of a gun with 1 bullet, you have an orgy with several potential sexual partners, one of whom can give you an STD.

Good luck, and may the odds be ever in your favor.

Person A: I think I have syphilis.
Person B: Cheer up, buddy. Look at the bright side. Maybe you can play STD Sex Roulette now?

by GoatGirlsBestGirls December 15, 2020

STD Campsite

A dumb natty ass girl who has so many STD's she passes them on to every one she meets. She needs to be a leper and go live in the mountains by herself before she infects anyone else. Her name usually starts with "k" and is a complete douche bag!

Dumbass Mother Fucker: Man she is so nice I really liker her.

Voice of Reason: Dude that girls is an STD Campsite!
Dumb Ass Mother Fucker: But I dont care my mom likes her.

Voice of Reason: Go to the clinic!

by Friends Against STD CAMPSITES! April 27, 2011

std cock

A male with a sexually transmitted deseise.

Beware of James' ex's, he is an std cock so they probably dirty.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 17, 2004

STD Camper

A dubbass nigga who is in a relationship with a STD campsite. He will end up with a rash on his dick because his hoe is so natty. He will end up with his mom who will put ointment on his rash infected dick. YOU ARE SO DUMB YOU ARE REALLY DUMB FO' REAL!!!!! RUN AND TELL THAT!!!!! CAMPER!!!!!!!!!

Voice of Reason: Boy why you with that STD campsite now u infected with her rash!

Dumb Ass Mother Fucker: Because I Like her Alot.
Voice of Reason: I dont know what worse being an STD campsite or being a voluntary STD camper?????? Ya' Heard!!!!

by Friends Against STD CAMPSITES! April 27, 2011