captain starfish

Someone, usually a self-absorbed, often delusional individual who chooses to post endlessly grandiose, pointless, rambling texts, in an attempt to garner contempt from fellow forum members.

The etymology is a combination of "Captain Obvious" and "chocolate starfish"

Thank you, Captain Starfish. (The usual reply to the person.)

by Peter the Catfish Eater. June 17, 2014

flying starfish

When a man slaps a girls ass and she jumps.

Justin gave bristol a flying starfish.

by vagina master 72 July 10, 2014

Starfish Slurpee

When you feed laxatives to your partner until they have liquid shits, turn them upside down, stick a straw in their ass and drink the "starfish slurpee"

My woman needed a colon cleanse so I gave her a starfish slurpee!!

by dabatrin May 5, 2018

kissing a starfish

kissing anothers asshole ( which appears to resemble a "starfish")

kissing a starfish is the start of anal sex

by mclovin5557 December 4, 2013

Burnt Starfish

When a dude wearing a condom, covers the condom in Icy Hot and back door bangs someone.

Stacy won't talk to me after I gave her a burnt starfish last night.

by DammitWoman June 6, 2021

Skype Starfish

A skype starfish is a person who makes an offer to engage in mutual masturbation while on Skype but fails to meaningfully participate.

You can watch me bathe but I'm going to Skype starfish if you start wanking it.

by Puppy&Paru May 2, 2014

starfish hunter

A person who spends a majority of a drunken night finding his partners anus

Craig drank a bottle of wine and turned into a bad ass starfish hunter

by Mankini guy October 30, 2015