Burnt Starfish

When a dude wearing a condom, covers the condom in Icy Hot and back door bangs someone.

Stacy won't talk to me after I gave her a burnt starfish last night.

by DammitWoman June 6, 2021

Starfish Slurpee

When you feed laxatives to your partner until they have liquid shits, turn them upside down, stick a straw in their ass and drink the "starfish slurpee"

My woman needed a colon cleanse so I gave her a starfish slurpee!!

by dabatrin May 5, 2018

kissing a starfish

kissing anothers asshole ( which appears to resemble a "starfish")

kissing a starfish is the start of anal sex

by mclovin5557 December 4, 2013

flying starfish

When a man slaps a girls ass and she jumps.

Justin gave bristol a flying starfish.

by vagina master 72 July 10, 2014

captain starfish

Someone, usually a self-absorbed, often delusional individual who chooses to post endlessly grandiose, pointless, rambling texts, in an attempt to garner contempt from fellow forum members.

The etymology is a combination of "Captain Obvious" and "chocolate starfish"

Thank you, Captain Starfish. (The usual reply to the person.)

by Peter the Catfish Eater. June 17, 2014

secret starfish

Butt hole

My secret starfish is on fire after eating all that Taco Hell.

by Secretstarfish February 16, 2017

fat starfish

A fat starfish is a person, who after an extremely long day relaxes by laying about doing nothing for an extended amount of time. Resembling a fat starfish

Tim: Dude its been such a long day.
John: you should go relax
Tim: I'm going to relax so hard I become a fat starfish

Jake: Scott you're being such a fat starfish
Scott: ...

by Kalia talia November 19, 2013