Squid cum

something squid spills out if someone plays its dick

Squid ate squid cum

by Fuckrick December 8, 2022

Surprise Squid

1. The action of one unexpectedly ejaculating after being very surprised.

2. When a person has an unexpected orgasm after being surprised by something or someone.

That was so startling, you made me have a Surprise Squid!

by The Checkered Peach May 21, 2011

Dirty Squid

The art of flirting with other women over the internet even though you are engaged.

Damn... that guy is being a real Dirty Squid!

by LightningWizard June 11, 2019

suicidal squid

when you blow a guy off and wait for him to cum and you grab his dick and put it to his face and he cums in his own face

damnit i can see you made me suicidal squid in my eye

by big 30 December 8, 2021

baby squid

Uterine lining that expels during a woman’s period.

Girl. A big ass baby squid just shot out of me. And I have the worst cramps.

by Charlie Delta December 28, 2021

smokin the big squid

To perform fellatio,or to perform a task poorly.

Mary put herself through college smokin the big squid.

by mike i. April 15, 2008

Rangle a Squib

To have bowel movements; take a crap.

Oh man, I had to rangle a squib this morning. It was a brutal one!

by Riggleman Sams September 23, 2009