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Elton squash

The act of shitting into an empty beer bottle by slightly inserting into the anus
" Hey can you pass me that empty beer bottle and the lube, I'm going to take an Elton squash"

" Is that shit in that beer bottle?. Yeah someone has used it to take and Elton squash"
by Kermit the flog May 28, 2025
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Squashing the Vibes

When a nibba be talking some bum ass shit that completely kills the overall good vibe and bums everyone else
Me and the bois about to consume some Popeyes, Jollibee's or whatever the fuck is open at 1am:
Boi 1: damn yo, I'm famished asf I think imma order the 8 piece bucket all for myself
Bum boi: Don't you know that deep fried chicken is loaded In triglycerides and fat and the chemicals from the super heated cooking oil are carcinogic blah blah

Gives a condescending look
Boi 1" bro you are like totally squashing the vibes over here, it's 1am I got the munchies I honestly don't give a fuck about any of that shit.
by reformedshibainu February 18, 2022
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Squash

To rapidly twerk on a stop sign while eat a bowl of ramen.
by Frizbee butthole November 9, 2019
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Squash

A particularly rancid, putrid, and/or pungent vagina, commonly coupled with excessive hair or vaginal discharge. Usually has the scent of a fish or a dead, rotting animal carcass.
That girl's nasty squash made me throw out my sheets and fumigate my house.
by DAKKY March 27, 2017
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squashed jam donut

Someone who has a really really ridiculously ugly face.
'oh she looked alright'

'dude, she looks like a squashed jam donut"
by Jim Winston November 10, 2011
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Squash and blanc

Squash and blanc can either be used as a name or as a verb
Squash and blanc
As a Name
- "(*DEEP VOICE*) OMG BLANC SUQASH IS COMING"

as Verb
- "are you blancing?" "yes im squashing the blanc"

- "Hey, are we going to squash today?" "hell yhea *DEEP VOICE* SQUASH BLANC"
by errxr. March 3, 2019
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