Placing premature ejaculation on the chest of an individual performing fellatio on you in a Christmas themed environment
I was so excited when the Mariah Carey Christmas song came on, while standing under the mistletoe, I lasted only a couple of seconds before giving my partner an untimely chestnut spread thus ruining her already ugly Christmas sweater.
by Crockoli4 November 30, 2017
I was on the metro and just needed room, yup, I had no choice. Clam spreading (group of women high fiving)!
by psychodynamic santa November 07, 2017
by Geo fence March 18, 2021
When you have reach an erection and have rubbed to hard and a slow white paste has left the tip of the penis and have to spread your dingdong across a flat object.
by 2t0y2le1r February 08, 2021
by manmytheffingloser September 05, 2021
Three meanings all used interchangeably:
1. Like fresher-five : gain weight hence spread
2. Fresher flu - flu which spreads like wild fire because freshers can’t keep their hands to themselves
3. Freshers ‘spreading of legs’
1. Like fresher-five : gain weight hence spread
2. Fresher flu - flu which spreads like wild fire because freshers can’t keep their hands to themselves
3. Freshers ‘spreading of legs’
Returner Grace: gee John that fresher spreads hitting you hard, I swear you’re twice the size since I last saw you!
Fresher John: Fresher spreads got me in more ways than one. I’m sick as a dog.
Returner Grace: Yeah well you know why, you woulda got it off that girl you were hooking up with last Sunday night. Bloody fresher spread alright.
Fresher John: Fresher spreads got me in more ways than one. I’m sick as a dog.
Returner Grace: Yeah well you know why, you woulda got it off that girl you were hooking up with last Sunday night. Bloody fresher spread alright.
by Royal exchange April 22, 2020
An action you take when you fart. It is done by spreading the butt cheeks out so air can flow through without a sound.
by littledicktrip January 14, 2018