Command Spread

when a guys spreads his legs while sitting.. it’s a position also used in sex when he’s sitting and the girl is straddling

it’s hot as fuck when guys sit in the command spread

by hawtkittyxx December 14, 2018

Wedgie Spread

When you don't wipe properly and have to walk a lot. Later, you notice a sumptuous streak right across your boxers.

Damn, my mother went into my room to get my laundry. I hope she didn't see the wedgie spreads.

by Emerson89 February 11, 2014

look spread

The difference between a couples rate out of 10.
Ex. A couple. Hot girl 10 ugly guy 2. Look spread of 8.

A couple composed of a hot girl thats a 10 and ugly guy thats a 2 would have a look spread of 8. The lower the better for the couple.

by BIG NICK123 March 18, 2015

Spread Jockey

Individual (Usually male) who inserts into their anus by using multiple fingers while spreading violently in a very gay fashion. Usually while getting rammed vigorously from a Top.

Zolar: Hey are you a Top or a Bottom?

(Male escort): I am a Top.

Zolar: Oh great. I am a Bottom, I am actually a spread jockey.

by Demosthene s September 27, 2012

spreading the nutella

Code for taking a shit.

Bro 1: What you doing?
Bro 2: Spreading the Nutella.

by Itwatudo March 06, 2017

Chestnut spread

Placing premature ejaculation on the chest of an individual performing fellatio on you in a Christmas themed environment

I was so excited when the Mariah Carey Christmas song came on, while standing under the mistletoe, I lasted only a couple of seconds before giving my partner an untimely chestnut spread thus ruining her already ugly Christmas sweater.

by Crockoli4 November 30, 2017

Quick Spreading

1)Something that spreads fast, really fast. Like a virus.
2)Could also be talking about easily spread butter.

1) Kid 1: WOW, that movie sure is quick spreading!

2) This butter sure is quick spreading!

by Gryffitherin December 12, 2011