get hit then split

The female version of hit it and quit it.

Kelli: I thought you wanted to date that guy?!
Cara: Naw, I just wanted to get hit then split.

by Conrad_Hilton July 16, 2016

The Great Desk Split of '18

The infamous event where Jamie was left all alone in his PORPER darkness.

Bro, you remember the great desk split of '18?

by DaoneandonlyJay October 18, 2018

Split Tomato

When a fudgepacker wears such tight pants he splits his ballsac in half. Sortof like a camel toe.

Woooo this is the fudgepacker police! Pull over. You are under arrest for having a split tomato

by RagePrblm August 4, 2003

split faced wisker biscuit

n: A woman's vagina three days after shaving and showering.

Baby, your split faced wisker biscuit smells like a urinal full of roadkill.

by Tankesmaximus June 9, 2009

Split the chewy

To vomit and have diarrhea at the same time.

The entomology comes from the act of splitting, i.e. one thing being diverted or cut into two different directions or entities and the chewy, i.e. that which has been eaten or chewed.

After eating that old potato salad, I spent the night rotating from face up to face down at the toilet, That crap made me split the chewy

by gweschuck76 January 20, 2011

Whippity split

How fast a black guy runs when he is about to get whipped by the police

the nigger went Whippity Split a cross the beanfield after the police took out the whip.

by The Name November 23, 2016

split washer

douche bag. also see monkey wrench

honey can you bring me my split washer

by bdub097 December 5, 2017