Sore Thump

A very mis-shaped cock. Usually used to describe a (probably unwanted) dick pic.
woman1: Dude than random guy sent me a dick pic what a pervert. It was a sore thump too!

Woman2: Damn that sucks.
by Riedisawesome January 13, 2017
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Sore Baby

He starts making excuses soon as he knows hes about to lose, he's such a sore baby.
by Murzza August 07, 2019
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Bleeding Cock Sore

The term describes an irritating, or uncomfortable situation where the feeling of unrest and lack of well being festers like a "Bleeding Cock Sore".
You are at a fast food establishment with your friend, and notice two hot women in the queue behind you. Having noticed that the ladies do not appreciate your manly charms, it is concluded that they MUST be a couple - why else would they not be falling over to get your number?

The dawning realization that both women assume that you and your friend are "partners" creates an uncomfortable scenario - the feeling being that of a "Bleeding Cock Sore". A festering, uncomfortable situation that cannot be talked about - unless to a Doctor - and only in the case where there is no other option!!!!
by WhenWe January 26, 2012
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i-sore

the notch on iPhone 14 pro models that looks like an I and is goddamm ocd inducing

looks like

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Jake: hey did you buy the new iPhone 14 pro
Kirsten: yeah I did
Jake: look at that i-sore
Kirsten: if id known I would get the 14 non pro
by YourLocalAsian July 31, 2022
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Cold Sores

Girls or guys who have herpes...
ooooh you got herpes...

"THERE COLD SORES"
by Ghost Aiden February 10, 2019
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cold sore

an excuse for herpes
guy: it's cold sores i promise
girl: no, that looks like herpes
guy: FML
by drivingmorans123 April 19, 2021
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stress sores

a really shit excuse for herpes
"hey i have stress sores!"
"no you don't you just can't admit you got herpes from sucking off a tramp!"
by somerandomman June 08, 2012
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