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i am way to sober for this shit right now

It means that the person can’t even deal with this right now, come get them when there drunk or something.
Friends being annoying, me “ I am way to sober for this shit right now.”
by Cosmog March 2, 2021
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I am Sober

This is an app which is meant to assist people trying to end unhealthy addictions- be it drugs, cutting, alcohol, gambling...

It features a timer which keeps track of the time you've spent sober. You can write notes to keep track of all the reasons you want to quit- and motivational packs for additional encouragement. There's a community section in which you can find groups and communicate through posts, to assure you that you aren't always alone in your suffering.
Thanks to I am Sober, my former darkness is a thing of the past. Hopefully it will never overcome me again.
by streetshad0ws August 14, 2021
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New York sober

When an individual doesn’t drink, but uses cocaine.
A: Why does Nick keep jingling his keys and going to the bathroom every 20 minutes?

B: Oh, he’s New York sober now.
by Bobbymcfartface69 September 16, 2022
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sober chilling

The act of hanging ten with your bros without the influence of something fierce in one person/peoples drank. Originated during the sweet swell of 1970s in California, mostly used by bros alike.
Yo dawg, sober chilling at my place tonight? Yo that sounds bomb yo.
by Alpha Beta Gooso April 27, 2010
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sedering

sedering (verb): to pretend to be progressive while acting as a attack dog for DNC

- named after Youtube host Sam Seder
there he goes, Seder is sedering again, he just found another reason why solution for every problem is to vote for more democrats

did you watched his show today? Sam was sedering the whole time, apparently it's never a good time to pressure democrats do fight for things they campaigned on, it's just not the right time... we should do it some other time ...
by nathaniel7 December 22, 2020
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Sideri

Super handsome, best soccer player. He’s always getting the hottest ladies with the most gorgeous body’s. Everyone loves to be around him, don’t forget he calls his wang a “Greek god
That Sideri is just so..... amazing
by Sideri October 17, 2018
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Sober Seed

An idea or thought which is planted when one is sober, but refers to a time when you will be drunk. Normally a joke, if the seed grows with alcohol intake it will cause your drunken brain to remember it. This will result in you repeating the joke again and again throughout the night, on the basis that 'It was funny when I was sober, therefore must be funny now'
The idea of a 'beer jacket' was comical whilst sober, however as the sober seed sprouted, Dave had begun running around the party naked shouting 'I'm not cold, I have my beer jacket on'
by Raving Looney December 9, 2008
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