soaking the log

When a man sticks his penis in a females vagina and doesn't move. Thus, soaking the log.

Woman and man having sex
Man inserts penis
Leaves it in
Woman: "what are you doing?"
Man: "Soaking the log"

by logsoaker June 28, 2014

Soak Stack

3 or more Mormons stacked while soaking each other. I.E. human centipede the Roman way.

The Mormon orgy ended up in a soak stack.

by Thegermanboi May 2, 2025

Soak

A bitch boy that thinks he knows everything when really and just a scared pussy.

A commonly known name for being a soak is Colton.

Goddamn it colton is being such a soak these days.

by Your lil sister June 4, 2023

Cream soaked

When you’re soaking your Mormon mates whilst eating ice cream and jumping too vigorously your ice cream falls from your mouth onto the soaking couple at the same moment the man comes inside the woman.

“Oh man Joseph Smith got way too excited with the cookies and cream the other night, he completely cream soaked us right as Zachariah came inside me”

by Abo965 May 31, 2025

Mississippi soak

Inserting your member into a chicken or small fowl. Then hold said fowl against a wall or stationary object with your own dead weight and remain motionless. The kickin chicken will do the rest of work. The harder chickens to catch are the top performers. The effort is typically worth the reward.

Friday evenings I like to unwind with a little Mississippi soak and a vintage bottle of OxyContin while MeeMaw is at bingo.

by Bluebillattii April 6, 2024

soak on it

Like "sleep on it" but for less than a day.

Ankar said, let's soak on it.

by adhillonwedding September 26, 2017

Soak

A popular Mormon practice of gaming the religious system to maintain one's virginity pre-marriage where the male partner either enters the females love tunnel and both parties remain perfectly still until completion or a third party can get involved and kick the shit out of the bed for a few hours until their homie busts a fat one for the lord.

Yo i helped my boy Bartholomew soak with his girl last night, shit was tight.

by mason is a cunt April 30, 2022