Mail Snail

A human being who copulates frequently and is a carrier of one or more Sexual Transmitted Diseases.

Girl 1: OMG, my vag is so itchy after having sex with Cam
Girl 2: Told you he was a Mail Snail.

by Him Almighty June 16, 2011

bacon snail

a snail excessive amounts of bacon

dude look at that snail eating excessive amounts of bacon, it must be a bacon snail.

by dave and shane December 22, 2008

Snail Trail

Strip of dark hair going from the navel to the pubic region, observable most men and some women.

When I was a young lad, my snail trail proved to the girls that I had come of age

by Rodolphe May 19, 2005

lazy snail

Dipping your balls in a persons mouth and getting them covered with saliva, then dragging them up over the persons nose and resting them on their forehead leaving a saliva trail along the way.

I gave her the greatest lazy snail last night.

by Dirty and Sahara October 10, 2006

Snail Trail

A group of great individuals that troll people using there discord server, they have been in many different troll events such as taking down the cyberscore website and just general casual trolling.

simon:"omg cyberscore is down " , bill replies :"ugh those fucking snail trailers did it"

by Zion190 May 19, 2021

Snail tits

Noun: Slow item or individual

Verb: Moving or proceeding with little or less than usual speed or velocity

"Check out snail tits"

"Heather and Lauren are snail titing it today!"

by Arty McArty October 19, 2009

snail trail

The smear of leftover ejaculate on a man's stomach or bedding. This can only be caused by leftover cum lingering at the end of a penis, post-ejaculation, which has not been fully cleaned off yet, or has not travelled off the penis.

After he came, he rolled over onto his back. His penis lay against his stomach, leaving a snail trail as he breathed.

by Snaily McTraily October 23, 2019