pube smuggler

A salami breathed simpleton who roams airport restrooms in search of errant nut hairs left behind by wayward travellers. This dipshit will collect said pubes and store them in an empty skoal bandits tin. Said collector of short & curlies will then attempt to stuff the pube filled tin into there sphincter for smuggling operations abroad. See also a censored, inconvenient truth

The author referred to as a censored, inconvenient truth is a pube smuggler of epic proportions and deserves to stare down the business end of my thick, vein laden ginger root.

by Awsnap Whoodat September 24, 2011

yo yo smuggler

A comic phrase meant to describe the look of a vagina when in tight pants or shorts. (synonyms: camel toe, moose knuckle)

by Anonymous October 8, 2003

raisin smuggler

some one with really tiny balls so as if to look like he was smuggling rasins

omg look at that guys sack it looks like he is smuggling a couple of rasins, what raisin smuggler

by tug boat January 5, 2009

yo-yo smuggler

A woman with tight pants on.

A woman who has a cameltoe.

Wow! She must be a yo-yo smoggler!

by Cleef August 28, 2005

grape smuggler

grape-smuggler is a man that goes for women that lack maturity or are too young

since Fit got with so many grossly young girls, he is known as being a grape smuggler

by robby vl January 13, 2007

chubby smuggler

A person that hides their fat using crafty photography techniques

Nah man, look at the picture carefully, that girl/guy is a chubby smuggler.
That person is smuggling some contraband chubby.

by snakeheadsparks December 11, 2017

Cupcake Smuggler

A person who's dimension's resort in them being bullied or secluded from sports, fat people.

"i was absolutely shitfaced last night, i was talking to some fat chick"

"yeh man, you spent all night with that cupcake smuggler"

by Lewwwwwwwwis McCruuuuuuuuuuden August 22, 2009