schwaisted Sloth

A name referring to an individual who is completely inebriated and cannot function at a normal speed.
Also a mascot to the university of E&E

He had like 12 shots in 30 minutes... I've never seen such a schwaisted sloth in my life!

by slother111 December 15, 2009

jungle sloth

An over-righteous, pretenticous know-it-all chubby chaser with an addiction to making people feel dumber than it is.

that person in our class is such a "jungle sloth"

by sloth hunter101 April 6, 2011

Sloth patty

The solid brick of egg on a Mc'Donalds egg Mc'Muffin, solid yellow in color and cylindrical in shape.

Dude, i ordered a double Mc'Muffin and it only came with one sloth patty.

by Michel Mc'Nasty November 5, 2010

Sloth God

That lazy dude who aint about it

Sloth God-He wont be out here cause hes to lazy

by Swim God November 5, 2016

party sloth

Similar to a party animal but with less trippin' and more kippin'

"That guy's asleep at a party, what a party pooper"
"It's fine, he's a party sloth"
"Well, thank god for that"

by sleep_a_lot December 17, 2016

iron sloth

A slow fat black man who works in the metal industry

Man, that guy is such an iron sloth

by Beebopboop December 3, 2018

IM Sloth

Instant Message Sloth - The term for a person who takes WAY TOO LONG to type a reply to an instant message, text message, or Facebook PM, and when they complete the reply it is a short answer or single sentence.

"Janet is an IM Sloth. I asked her a simple question via instant message and her typing indicator showed she was answering for 15 minute. When she finally replied her answer was 'YES'"

by Nategator July 14, 2017