Sloftly

Adj. When you think your friends are crazy, and weird but they are cool at the same time, and you think they are always on drugs.

My sloftly friends are always high on life, even though they don't have one!

by ChildrenAreScary November 14, 2015

skolt

Uncommonly wonderful - a word channeled from an alternate reality

That Frazetta painting is skolt

by Alfonso Sloban July 20, 2016

Sloot skootin

Looking around for sluts to take home.

Man 1: Bobby, I ain't been laid in awhile and I ain't having no luck with the blond from the book store, what do I do?

Man 2: Well goddamn it Larry, let's go to the bars and do us a little sloot skootin.

by BamaMayne August 26, 2016

sloth texter

Someone who takes so long to respond to a text that you start to question if they are alive.

When i text June he is such a sloth texter i always wonder if he died

by Kk that girl March 2, 2017

sloot magoo

A polite way of telling your friend that you think that a girl is a slut.

Guy: Hey, look at that slut in that short dress!
Girl: Excuse me, that's a hurtful thing to say! Call her a sloot magoo, that's a less offensive way to put it.
Guy: Sorry, yeah that sloot magoo over there in her slooty magoo dress!
Girl: Yeah your right! Can't believe she would wear something like that!

by Chemistryishard March 13, 2017

sloot caboose

An obese woman who follows her attractive friends around; will cockblock you unless you get a desperate (or devoted) friend to hop on it.

“You owe me, man. Take the sloot caboose.”

by maxpowerr May 8, 2017

sloatsburg stupid

General explanation for the bizarre and trashy behavior of people in and around Sloatsburg, New York. Can be used as an adjective, a noun, or the popular hashtag #sloatsburgstupid.

"Why does he keep that 20 year old smashed up chevy in the driveway?" "I don't known DW, he was born and raised here. I guess he's just sloatsburg stupid."
Some people bring home fraternity banners and posters from college. Sloatsburg stupid brings home out-of-wedlock children .
The Mayor's cutting the ribbon for the opening of the new strip mall liquor store! #sloatsburgstupid
GEDs driving around in rusty jacked up trucks. #sloatsburgstupid

by GWeeks December 13, 2017