Human charity shield

What you become if someone walks close behind you to avoid getting hassled by charity collectors in the street.

"I had to use an innocent woman as a human charity shield on my way home from work to avoid the oxfam collectors."

by Swedge June 3, 2013

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bean shield

a bean used as a shield when you're under fire.

taking fire! Get that bean shield over here!

by afroman February 10, 2004

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sield • sheldon • SHIELD • selda • siel • Selden • seldom • Shelden • shieldon • Selden Middle School

Shieldhill is a shitey town who think there all posh but are well bet by Wallace and even fucking Maidston. Whilst you walk through Shieldhill a strong scent of buckfast as you walk from house to house. I’m shield hill you can do fuck all even the park is shite. Although if your lucky the famous Chelsea shaw can be seen crawling out her house to grab munchies. Malachie jack can also be seen wanking off to wee kids at the park. The colemines are a dump ground for dead molested kids.

“Sheildhill aye, more like junkies falling down a hill”
“Shieldhills shite unless Chelsea comes out.”

by Kinkykennyhumper February 17, 2019

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Selda

Selda jag is a One of a kind.
She is SO FUNNY!
And is the most amazing girl on earth,so you better not loser her!

Selda is a kind,pretty and overall amazing♡

by Yuri.tarded November 7, 2019

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Sheldon

Adj,

A person who does not have the cognitive ability to read the room.

Also:
A person who does not know when to shut the fuck up and when to talk.

-- Albert and John at a funeral of John´s father --

Albert: So Albert, we should hit the party tonight
John: Jeez Albert, you are a sheldon

-- Troy at a fast food restaurant with friends eating --

Troy: This sauce is more like body fluids and this meat looks like human feces and...
Everyone: (Interrupting him) JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, We are eating SHELDON!!

by matin69 July 13, 2023

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