shrimping

To insert a curved finger into one's anus.

Yeah it was great I went all rawdoggin then she went shrimping on my portside.

by CatMan dlx January 30, 2018

Shrining

to eat so much food that you feel like pooping in a dogs butthole

Wow! That was so much food, now I’m shrining

by tIcToK tHoT February 12, 2019

To Schilling

To take a hard penis like object and run around a room jerking it off

Man, that was so weird when he grabbed that bottle of Andre and started to Schilling it

by Sexrobotsexrobot October 31, 2011

Reasonable scrolling distance

The distance (usually measured in swipes) that a lazy American will scroll down a webpage or social media feed before giving up.
Often used with the preceding word "beyond" or in the acronym RSD

Bob: did you see my tweet?
Joe: naw man, it must've been beyond reasonable scrolling distance

by Einstine August 17, 2015

Shilling It

1. To shill it is to engage in self-deprecating humor in a public forum

2. To shill it is to suggest at an opportunity, and preferably in front of organizational leaders, that you used to be in the professional escort business

3. To rock white pants at every opportunity like it is your job, esp. if it is your job

I was shilling it when I wore my white pants and blue oxford yesterday

by nebmedman January 11, 2011

shillington

A creature that is described as limp, floppy and unable to sustain an erect position. Often minute in stature, its exponential growth is a determinant of the level of testosterone in the relative vicinity.

Limp noodle

Girl: "He had a shillington on so the night ended early"

by Yuseless April 15, 2008

shrimping

when 2 gay men put a dead rat in a sperm filled condom and stick it up each others butthole and pull it out with their mouth.

(1)"John Seeley of the Manchester Monarchs is a mad shrimper."
(2)"Dude, Seeley and Kanko shrimped all night long."
(3)"Where's the Wilkes-Barre/Scranton Penguins?" "I dont know, probably shrimping in the locker room."

by ThillyBlake December 28, 2005