Shoulder Abduction

1. Occurs when the arms are raised above the head during a process such as manufacturing for a period of time. Can lead to long term health issues.

2. The feeling in the shoulder region that may result after the day of a muscle strain or accident.

Frank: How are you doing today, Jared?
Jared: Okay I guess. But my shoulder has been abducted.
Frank: What does that mean? Are you jacking with me?
Jared: Well, I was doing fine until a hallway elf tripped me and abducted my shoulder. Now I suffer from shoulder abduction.

by Windomtransportation765 December 19, 2012

shoulder with the kids

If someone is "shoulder with the kids", it's the opposite of hip with the kids. They're behind the times, lame-o, or droll.
You might be shoulder with the kids if you use the word "droll" and confidently know what it means.

Man, my mom is so shoulder with the kids.

by tentaclesandtea June 11, 2019

Shoulder breaker

(adj) (n)

a. In the act of dancing so hard you nearly break your shoulder or you already broke it afterwards.

b. Anything worth breaking your shoulder for in admiration.

a. I bopped to Britney Spears so hard I nearly broke my damn shoulder, her iconic songs are shoulder breakers I swear.

b.Tom Holland is a shoulder breaker AAAAhhhHhhHH💗💗💗💖💖💗❤️❤️💝

by Some boredass bitch lmao September 6, 2018

Shoulder-Shrine

The creation of a makeshift shrine or gravsite on the shoulder of the highway or road where the person died, usually traffic related deaths.

Jane put some new flowers at the shoulder-shrine she made for her dead husband on highway 101.

by G. Robertson January 6, 2008

Pork Shoulder

A sexual act wherein one partner, after application of copious amounts of lubrication to their armpit/s, keeps their arm to their side while a male partner porks their armpit. This act, while typically performed from backside, can be exectued as a front side maneuver and the resulting explosion may be relieved in the Porker's face.

Louk; I made a pork shoulder last night.
Tanr; Was it saucy?

by Zuppamon January 25, 2019

Muppet shoulders

Swinging ones entire upper torso in order to look in a direction.

Pete had Muppet shoulders when his name was called from across the room.

by Waffle Supreme September 2, 2020

Shoulder lover

A shoulder lover is someone with a fetish of shoulders commonly known as Logan! He likes to lick and take pictures of miners shoulders.

Boy 1: hey look at that chick over there

Logan: wow look at her amazing form of her shoulders

Boy1: wtf is wrong is wrong with you

Logan: I wonder if she will let me lick it

Boy 1: your a freaking shoulder lover
Girl walks toward boys

Boy 1: hey what up I’m Anthony

Logan: hey I’m Logan I like your shoulders

Girl: reports pervert to catholic school principal who’s going to prison

by Shoulderslover February 4, 2021