Away an take yur face for a shite

Scottish insult, to imply one talks faeces. “Go and take your face for a shit” in standard English.

Andy was mouthing off in the pub. Big Alec telt him: away an take yur face for a shite. That clamped Andy for the rest of the night.

by Strathclyder April 2, 2022

jumped-up ne'er come-down shite-shovelin-twat

one who is so jumped-up they will ne'er (never) come down, they shovel shite and they are no less than a twat.

Toff- "Oh, i see your driving a ford... I have a porsche!"
Dave- "Shut the fuck up, you jumped-up ne'er come-down shite-shovelin-twat"

by Danarky May 14, 2003

Shiteded

Is when you shit yourself but you don’t it’s just air a lot of air

I Shiteded myself and that’s why I made this word at exactly 2:15am because I thought of it

by Udontknowmeboi April 27, 2020

Kuro Gal ni Natta kara Shin`yuu to Shite Mita

A hentai where a guy gets drugged and turns into a girl and his friend fucks him aggressively.

"Have you watched Kuro Gal ni Natta kara Shin`yuu to Shite Mita?"
"The hentai?"
"Yeah."

by roofrob May 23, 2021

Fuck off you you fat useless sack of fucking yankee dankey doodle shite. Fuck off will you?

Something that Gordon Ramsay says when he's out of insults

Fuck off you you fat useless sack of fucking yankee dankey doodle shite. Fuck off will you?

-Gordon Ramsay

by HelloThisIsMeAndIamBoredasHell March 14, 2022

dry as shite

Boring as helll but more fiery adds the FIRE sparkup any and all conversations with this phrase

this is dry as shite

by MPJF September 7, 2005

Shite

A very irish way to tell people you need to go for a shit and if u do something wrong

‘Ah shite I’m after doin a shite on the floor’

by Lucas92 November 3, 2020