Scottish insult, to imply one talks faeces. “Go and take your face for a shit” in standard English.
Andy was mouthing off in the pub. Big Alec telt him: away an take yur face for a shite. That clamped Andy for the rest of the night.
by Strathclyder April 02, 2022
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one who is so jumped-up they will ne'er (never) come down, they shovel shite and they are no less than a twat.
Toff- "Oh, i see your driving a ford... I have a porsche!"
Dave- "Shut the fuck up, you jumped-up ne'er come-down shite-shovelin-twat"
by Danarky May 14, 2003
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A hentai where a guy gets drugged and turns into a girl and his friend fucks him aggressively.
"Have you watched Kuro Gal ni Natta kara Shin`yuu to Shite Mita?"
"The hentai?"
"Yeah."
by roofrob May 23, 2021
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Shite Hause

Used to describe a team who doesnt know when they are trash and gets dominated on the football pitch. Chat shit but can't back it up and are normally carried by one player. This can be used at any level of football to describe their team like a house which is about to fall down
That team we played on sunday really are a Shite Hause. How bad were they
by KlawDabbe July 26, 2019
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Northern Shites

What a bag of northern lights becomes when the bag splits up your arse on the way into Reading festival.
Well we’ve run out of everything else now “Tuguri,get that bag of Northern Shites out of your butt and skin up
by Donny Diamond May 08, 2018
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shite

A completely fucked up way of saying "shit" favored by people who think it's very important for you to know that they have read a book, or been to Europe, or are down with U2 or the Pogues, or any other losers from Europe and want you to immediately recognize how cool they are: "Hey! He said 'shite' instead of 'shit'! That's way cool!"

"Shite" is never said by black people, even in Europe, because it will never, ever be cool. Seriously, did Shaft ever say "shite"? Did Ice-T ever say "shite"? I think we're done here.
Shite, I'm an enormous wish-I-had-the-balls-to-be-a-fag!
by Stalker Patty April 15, 2011
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